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Below Ive put together the best Wolf of Wall Street quotes on money and success. Brad: Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. "Fuck this, shit that. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Jordan Belfort: Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. Like, um, three or four. Not to mention countless dollars. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. Then look no further. It's fairy dust. Yeah. Jordan Belfort: Can fucking sell anything. It's not like Look. You cleaning your fishbowl? Right there? In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! You're almost there! The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. It wasn't even a choice. It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. And in no time, I will make them rich. Jordan Belfort, Was all this legal? But it wasn't a poisonous silence. Captain Ted Beecham: I check my messages every day when I come home from work my answering machine zero! Jordan Belfort: Is it Wednesday already? Pick up the phone and start dialing! it doesnt exist. John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. Donnie Azoff: Do it differently each time. They're up my ass. The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort 34,928 ratings, 3.73 average rating, 2,462 reviews Open Preview The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Showing 1-27 of 27 "Act as if! Once in the morning after I work out, once after lunch. Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. When you get really good at it, youll fucking be stroking and youll be thinking about money. Mark Hanna, Her father is the brother of my mom. Brad: Did you cum? Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. They dont give a shit about money. Donnie Azoff: What are your favorite Wolf of Wall Street quotes? Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. Yeah? Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. There is no nobility in poverty. Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. a depend on what exactly? What the fuck are you talking about? We require immediate assistance! We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. What the fuck is wrong with you? The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit. Naomi Lapaglia: We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. Naomi Lapaglia: And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. I was born too - too early. Jordan Belfort: [when asked who is Captain Ahab] No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! Beni fucking hanna!. I love it. Jordan Belfort: I don't have jack-shit. Donnie Azoff: How are you doing today? I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. I know, but I don't drink, remember? I want to. Some little hooker you were fucking last night? I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. But it gets even better, baby. What the fuck is going on out here? Yeah. I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. It's fucked up. You think I would let my kids near you? Jordan Belfort: You're gonna give me a pass? It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Jordan Belfort: Hey, sweetheart! What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? Jordan Belfort: You're a lying piece of shit! Jordan Belfort: He's just warning everybody. Coming Soon. Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! Danger at every turn. [flashes to Jordan having sex with Naomi] there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. Go ahead and fuck me. There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. Enjoy! Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. 3 2 1, let's fuck! Jordan Belfort: You know what? He actually went to law school. I mean, you're a duchess right, the Duchess of Bay Ridge. Donnie! Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. Yeah I'm sure. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: I don't even listen to it half the time. If anyones gonna fuck my cousin, its gonna be me. Jordan Belfort: Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? Fuck you! I got five more just like you, bro. Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. People tend to give up. You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Mark Hanna: Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. So you listen to me and you listen well. Where's my kiss? What do you mean happy for me? What the fuck is that kid doing? I have some really, really great news. Want me to come for you? Not a stitch. [gets a wire] Who? If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. Naomi Lapaglia: Stop that sweetie, please? Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Mark Hanna: But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? Naomi and I got along. The 3 keys to success of the Straight Line Persuasion system are: Developing rapport with the customer. Get off me! There's no nobility in poverty. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Link to The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023. Naomi Lapaglia: I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. That spoke volumes, didnt it?, The three of us exchanged glances but said nothing. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! [on getting arrested] Jordan Belfort: Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. [dubious] Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. And with this script, which is your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. It's his first day on Wall Street. Oh, my God! And his urine stream was like a fucking fire hose. Oh, you're investing in Italy? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I don't care whose birthday it is. Naomi Lapaglia: 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. Say hi! People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . Naomi Lapaglia: I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. You know what I mean? Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. I'm not ashamed to admit it. You're dealing with numbers. Naomi Lapaglia: That conniving twat! They all want something for nothing. I mean, we had similar interests and shit. Jordan Belfort: Aunt Emma: Saturday Night Fever territory. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. I will not die sober! Jordan Belfort: Terms and Policies I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. Nothing. Jordan Belfort: One day, you will do it right. [pauses] You wanna know what money sounds like? Linette Lopez. fucking digits. After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? But no touching. Jordan Belfort: One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Everybody on point! And you're still acting like an infant! Naomi Lapaglia: Sell that. Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comic crime epic that tells the true story of stockbroker Jordan Belfort's rise to power and fall from grace. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Okay? They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! What, if the kid's retarded? Jordan Belfort: Yeah. You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. Mark Hanna: And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Jordan Belfort: Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Her father is the brother of my mom. So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. Alden Kupferberg: Jordan Belfort: Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. I still have family over there, though. Chester Ming: I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Who's Venice? You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. 101 Marianne Williamson Quotes That Will Enlighten You, 50 The Alchemist Quotes To Make You Follow Your Dreams, 195 Best Cobra Kai Quotes (Seasons 1 5), 70 Attack On Titan Quotes That Will Inspire Greatness, Your email address will not be published. People tend to give up. Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Donnie Azoff: Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. [All at once] Jean Jacques Saurel: Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie Azoff: What are you, a fucking owl? Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. Jordan Belfort: Don't you Duchess me! Jordan Belfort: And whore you gonna be sitting next to? Implosions are ugly. Across the Verrazano's Bridge. I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? Jordan Belfort: Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023, Pokmon Detective Pikachu Sequel Finds Its Writer and Director, and More Movie News. There were four right here. Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. Jordan Belfort: Guys with sales experience. Don't watch with family, seriously. [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. Jordan Belfort: ~ Jordan Belfort. Donnie Azoff: Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. And you got the beautiful girls there. Let me tell you something else. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Is he fucking crazy? Donnie Azoff: Great. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. We're not gonna be friends. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Holy fuck, you did just say that. Everyone wants to get rich. No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. We are here to make money! Jordan Belfort: [holding his child] Come on. Why why why god, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down! Yet Jordan Belfort: It's called cocaine. On new issue day? Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. What are you, a fuckin owl? Naomi Lapaglia, Oh my God! Mark Hanna : It's his first day on Wall Street. I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. Very British, you know. Bald. FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Is she like, a first cousin? The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? Drugs. Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: Sell me that pen. All right, get the fuck off my boat. I don't drink anymore. No, there's no alcohol. How about that, faggot? They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. That's not how you treat people. Jordan Belfort: Are people looting and raping? He's a Boy Scout! What the fuck does that even mean? They're not buying shit. Naomi Lapaglia: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I don't understand. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: I love you so much. A New York stockbroker refuses to cooperate in a large securities fraud case involving corruption on Wall Street, corporate banking world and mob infiltration. I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: Hey, listen, I quit! Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. Do you jerk off? The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: She designs women's panties too? Baby, you know you got real anger issues. Do I jerk off? Right, right. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Jordan Belfort: That's good for me. Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! Sort: Relevant Newest # movies # leonardo dicaprio # martin scorsese # wolf of wall street # the wolf of wall street Give him time.
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